"No... I'd love to kiss you but I'm just getting over a cold sore... you understand..."
Are we the only people that remember the show "Knots Landing"? That piece of shit that was on before "Top Cops" when we were like, ten years old? Maybe eleven. We actually can't really remember. Anyway... it's not the point. The point is that if anybody is interested in what happens to somebody when they meet a Toxic Crusader at a party for expired Hollywood Z-listers and blow him in the coat room, here's the result. Just don't. Jesus do NOT... some people need to be told everything.