Two Girls + One Cup + Viscious Drug Addiction = Classic

Alright, we haven't posted anything in a couple of days because we took some time off from drinking and typing to drink and socialize. Balance folks. In any case, you're probably all well aware of the cottage industry that has trickled down from the "2 Girls 1 Cup" craze wherein people film others reaction to the disgust (the one posted above is our favorite by far). In case you're unaware of what the video consists of, it's two pieces of trash, one black, one Hispanic, eating each others shit and puking all over each other in what is supposed to be some sort of fetish video put out by a guy in Brazil who himself is an admitted fetishist. We suppose in the grand scheme of things, this would be the "Gone With The Wind" of the Scat scene. We also think it's great that people are free to sell their services in whichever way they deem suitable. The eternal optimist would use this as an opportunity to convey the benefits of the free market, while using this as a sign that there is a value on everything, including however many rocks of crack these degenerates were paid for taking part in this. Of course, since we've always heartily believed in natural selection and that our discretion is a part of nature, we say that anybody willing to do this has now sunk themselves to a level where they are no longer allowed to move freely amongst the rest of the population which doesn't go around eating their feces. We feel that's a pretty solid line to draw. So, in closing, if you're ever concerned about whether or not you're fit to live with the rest of us, you'll know next time somebody tells you to go "eat shit", and that's exactly what you go and do...

UPDATE: I'm pretty sure eating human shit can kill you considering, ah, it's like 100% bacteria, so we may not have to worry. Thank god... we can't afford lawyers around here.