More Instructional Videos... Less Sense...

Perhaps you'll remember a couple of weeks back when we originally posted the Japanese instructional video set to a few chicks doing aerobics and practicing ludicrous phrases such as "I was robbed by two men", and my personal favorite, "Spare me my life". If you're in need of a refresher, you can watch it here. Well, we've located another video in the same vain with what appears to be the same chicks, except there are new, more appropriate phrases such as "Call an ambulance please". And that's not a lie. Now, we're not entirely sure what the fixation with danger and misfortune here is, but we've said it before and we'll say it again, the only things we've ever heard Japanese people talk about are taking pictures of each other and watching pornography. And maybe the occasional reference to sushi. But that's it.